Caught!

Policeman
Tell your story to the vicar
And we’ll then see if you’re right.
You had tried to find some shelter
Then you stayed with him last night.
And then out of sense of kindness
And although he was suspect,
You still say that in his presence you took bottles--

Vicar
That’s correct!
But dear Sir you weren’t so sober
And you didn’t wait to see

(The vicar gives Connor a bottle of brandy)

That I gave this vintage brandy
As a special gift from me!
So, there is no need to hold him,
There’s someone he has to meet.
I must thank you for your efforts
You can go back on your beat.

Now I’m telling you, you’re stupid
For it’s time you changed your ways.
You must now return these bottles
And I’ll put them on their trays.

Then it’s time you should consider
Going straight and working well.
If you do, you’ll go to Heaven
If you don’t, you’ll go to Hell!