it looked red all morning had to drink some wine
there's something wrong here, this stuff is drying
cooking keeps it changing, or maybe we'll start frying..

and it's tube steak baby, no, it's tube steak
with some noodle bits. try to make it
something inside is white, all right
and my guts can't take it

it used to be so easy cooking food for two
food was meat and cheesy and we knew just what to do
now this stuff tastes just so crappy and I feel like a fool

and it's tube steak baby, no, it's tube steak
with some noodle bits. try to make it
something inside is white, all right
and my guts can't take it

I'll make good food again for me and you
slip these hot dog buns together just eat one or two
you'll be glad even if it tastes bad
then I'll make good food

and it's tube steak baby, no, it's tube steak
with some noodle bits. try to make it
something inside is white, all right
and my guts can't take it