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Song Parodies -> "Got Cologne For Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home For Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Got Cologne For Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Got cologne for Christmas,
Discount kind I see.
Sleasy Ho,
This scent I know,
Pleasing olfactory.
'
Its bouquet resigns me,
With its pungency.
Think I'll just go scentless,
This scent goes to extremes.
'
Got cologne for Christmas,
Sleasy Ho,
This scent I know.
Think I'll just go scentless,
This scent goes to extremes.
'
Every year they buy me,
Something stout you see.
I say "oh ho,"
"How did you know?"
Hope it's alcoholly.
'
Got cologne for Christmas,
Sleasy Ho,
This scent I know.
Think I'll just go scentless,
This scent goes to extremes.
'.
New Year's toast, I'll fix us,
Drinks with potency.
Some gin, sloe,
With Sleasy Ho,
We'll have a cologne spree.
'
Its bouquet resigns me,
With its pungency.
Think I'll just go scentless,
This scent goes to extremes.
I'll drink it and get senseless,
It tastes just like Jim Beam.
So this year I'll go scentless,
And drink Pierre Cardin.
Discount kind I see.
Sleasy Ho,
This scent I know,
Pleasing olfactory.
'
Its bouquet resigns me,
With its pungency.
Think I'll just go scentless,
This scent goes to extremes.
'
Got cologne for Christmas,
Sleasy Ho,
This scent I know.
Think I'll just go scentless,
This scent goes to extremes.
'
Every year they buy me,
Something stout you see.
I say "oh ho,"
"How did you know?"
Hope it's alcoholly.
'
Got cologne for Christmas,
Sleasy Ho,
This scent I know.
Think I'll just go scentless,
This scent goes to extremes.
'.
New Year's toast, I'll fix us,
Drinks with potency.
Some gin, sloe,
With Sleasy Ho,
We'll have a cologne spree.
'
Its bouquet resigns me,
With its pungency.
Think I'll just go scentless,
This scent goes to extremes.
I'll drink it and get senseless,
It tastes just like Jim Beam.
So this year I'll go scentless,
And drink Pierre Cardin.
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Good job!
This parody stinks in such a GOOD way!
way to go, i say lets hit old Bing hard this year. 15 for ya
Great job, Guy. (Don't know why, but about half way through this, I started hearing Roy Orbison crooning "Eaudee Cologneee" (to "Only the Lonely"))
Heh heh heh... Where exactly can I get a bottle of "Sleazy Ho?"
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