-> "My Facebook Friends"
Original Song Title:
"My Friends"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Facebook Friends"
The Lyrics
My friends are by request
They all are people met in passing once
Online… No offer gets declined
My grocer Jill, Bus driver Bill
On Facebook there’s a bunch
None are hesitant
So their numbers grow
Nerds flaunt… Their 700 friends
They never met
I’m Facebook pals with you
Or so I’m told
That guard named Charlie who
Lifts the gate at my work
Know friends by profile pic
And status spawned
Who is this Tanya chick?
The clerk… At the Panda Express
On “Info” clicked
A friend request from you
Who I don’t know
The aunt of Kevin’s mom
Who I met in third grade
(Guitar solo while I update my Facebook status)
I’m somehow ‘friends’ with celebrities
Leave me appeased
I’m pals with Milton Berle
Although he’s dead
Social life’s pitiful
So add…
Your friend here on Facebook
It’s kinda sad
I know half of you
Half that I like
I’m Facebook friends with you
In life said “Go to Hell”
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