Song Parodies -> "Lives"

Original Song Title:

"Knives"

Original Performer:

"Lives"

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The Lyrics

My husband says
that my drinking is all MOR
My girlfriend says
that i had got a blowjob of Sabbath
But my wife has said
Lana Del Rey has self-harmed
she's an Essex girl
so Amy Childs can piss off

All of TOWIE are shit
with a sense of Geezer Butler
All of TOWIE are shit
with a sense of David Beckham
yes, we cant help the lives
yes, we hate today's music as well
Poo

Our boyfriend says
Olly Murs has pissed in the toilet
Our grandad says
Amy Childs has given a shit
Our boyfriend says as well
Olly Murs has gone Hawaiian

All of One Direction are shit
Except for Liam, Zayn, and Niall
All of The Saturdays are shit
Except for Una, Mollie, and Frankie
yes, i can be the same as shite
yes, i can be the name of plight
yes, we can see TOWIE in Norwegian
yes, we can see the

the lives

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Observer - August 23, 2013 - Report this comment

WHY do you continue to embarrass yourself with these vulgar no-vote parodies? Maybe if your vocabularly moved beyond sh*te and the F-word things might improve. I suggest you really try to write something humourous or else you will be perceived as just a troll parodist. This parody rating 0-0-0. Wake up, son.

Fack Sabbath - September 01, 2013 - Report this comment

I will wake myself up by doing clean parodies of songs and moving on from that Observer, do you know what an Essex girl is

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