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Song Parodies -> "Troll Bait"
Original Song Title:
"Lovefool"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Cardigans
Parody Song Title:
"Troll Bait"
Parody Written by:
Joseph Little
The Lyrics
I got another troll song, "Easy to be a troll" where I parodied three dog night "easy to be hard" The song is inviting all trolls to attack. I even used an extra girly song as a troll lure
Yo, I think we're facing a problem
The trolls are getting stronger, I know
And maybe there is nothing that I can do
To make them go
Common sense tells me I shouldn't bother
That I ought not stoop to their level, man
But damn they surely deserve it
and I think you do!
So I cry, I pray and I beg
Troll me Troll me
Say that you hate me
Boo me boo me
Go on and boo me
read me read me
Pretend that you’ve read me
trash me trash me
You think that you’re better than me?
So I cry, and I beg for you to
Troll me Troll me
Say that you hate me
trash me trash me
You think that you’re better than me?
I don’t care 'bout anything you do
Do you think I desperately ponder?
Spend my nights awake and I wonder
What I could have done in another way
To make them stop
Reason will not lead to solution
They will end up bored and confused
I don't care if they really care
As long as they fuck off
The trolls are getting stronger, I know
And maybe there is nothing that I can do
To make them go
Common sense tells me I shouldn't bother
That I ought not stoop to their level, man
But damn they surely deserve it
and I think you do!
So I cry, I pray and I beg
Troll me Troll me
Say that you hate me
Boo me boo me
Go on and boo me
read me read me
Pretend that you’ve read me
trash me trash me
You think that you’re better than me?
So I cry, and I beg for you to
Troll me Troll me
Say that you hate me
trash me trash me
You think that you’re better than me?
I don’t care 'bout anything you do
Do you think I desperately ponder?
Spend my nights awake and I wonder
What I could have done in another way
To make them stop
Reason will not lead to solution
They will end up bored and confused
I don't care if they really care
As long as they fuck off
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Anyone who criticizes Lord God the Don will bring the trolls out in the open.
In other words, trolling begets trolling.
I've been wanting to do this song for awhile, this seemed like a good angle to take it. At least were not dealing with any real trolls. The worst I got on this site was someone stole my identity on this site and was posting gibberish in my name. I contacted Chuck, and he fixed it.
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