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Song Parodies -> "Just Like The Climate"
Original Song Title:
"Just Like The Weather"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Suzy Bogguss
Parody Song Title:
"Just Like The Climate"
Parody Written by:
Immoral Liberal
The Lyrics
Worried about the climate? Well, don't be: the doomsayers have been predicting climate catastrophes since the 1970s, and not a single prediction of theirs has ever come true, nor have any of them ever acted as if they believed in any of those predictions themselves.
Our doom's approaching from a new direction
They say computer models show;
Each new hurricane gives green doomsayers an erection,
But they've never been right, you know.
They change just like the climate,
But the climate you know will always change.
Don't go ape like a fool primate;
Green cultists, you know, are all deranged.
So put on a raincoat and stand your ground;
The summers are hot, and winters cold.
Summer melts the glaciers, but in Winter they rebound;
No need to embrace your climate scolds!
They change just like the climate,
But the climate you know will always change.
Don't go ape like a fool primate;
Green cultists, you know, are all deranged.
[Instrumental]
They change just like the climate,
But the climate you know will always change.
Don't go ape like a fool primate;
Green cultists, you know, are all deranged.
They change just like the climate...
They say computer models show;
Each new hurricane gives green doomsayers an erection,
But they've never been right, you know.
They change just like the climate,
But the climate you know will always change.
Don't go ape like a fool primate;
Green cultists, you know, are all deranged.
So put on a raincoat and stand your ground;
The summers are hot, and winters cold.
Summer melts the glaciers, but in Winter they rebound;
No need to embrace your climate scolds!
They change just like the climate,
But the climate you know will always change.
Don't go ape like a fool primate;
Green cultists, you know, are all deranged.
[Instrumental]
They change just like the climate,
But the climate you know will always change.
Don't go ape like a fool primate;
Green cultists, you know, are all deranged.
They change just like the climate...
Of course, back in the 1970s, what the doomsayers were predicting was a new ice age. Now they're predicting the icecaps are going to melt and flood our coastlines... even as they buy up beachfront property and build their mansions on it. Some liars never really change.
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A rising tide kills everybody.
If the tide's rising, all those Climate Cultists buying beachfront property must be trying to commit suicide.
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