Pi-icked me for your assassin target
Mi-ildly scared and I hear you ask:
"Shou-ouldn't (shou-ouldn't) you be scared shitless?"
Not the case, dude, because your assassin
Oh-oh

Mi-issed me by a margin a mile wide
Frea-eaky luck for my neighbour's doo-oo-oor
Isn't what you planned
Me feelin' grand and not blowin' me back
Brains on the pa-avement
You missed me

Hi-it me (hi-it me) if you can, although I doubt
I-it, please (i-it, please), can't even pop my tires
E-even (e-even) though I have them stacked
Enough to cover my whole house, infact
Oh-oh

Mi-ssed me, though I'm standin' all still-like
Chee-eeky? Me? Can't be, are you su-u-ure?
Yes, I know I dance
Wavin' my ass, it's coincidence, man
Swear I'm not mo-ockin'
Still missed me

Mi-issed me, where'd you find this guy? He's shite
Ea-easy target, I'm a fat do-o-ork
Give you one more chance
I hear the crack of your crap sniper man
Now my shirt's bloo-oody
He hit me
You hit me
You killed me
Well, frig me