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Song Parodies -> "Low Carb High Fat"
Original Song Title:
"No Pain No Gain"
Original Performer:
Scorpions
Parody Song Title:
"Low Carb High Fat"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
If I ever decide to change my OS parody diet and try two hundred takings on the same one, like some do, chances are that I'll go with this so far overlooked but easy to write for slash among the best hard rock sing-along anthems ever written.
As for the subject; there's a new butter-shortage-causing revolutionary diet sweeping Scandinavia called LCHF (Low Carb High Fat), I just had to sink my lyricist sweet tooth into it. It's kinda like Atkins, if you're interested there's some info here.
And a YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
As for the subject; there's a new butter-shortage-causing revolutionary diet sweeping Scandinavia called LCHF (Low Carb High Fat), I just had to sink my lyricist sweet tooth into it. It's kinda like Atkins, if you're interested there's some info here.
And a YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Say yes to butter, say no to flour
Lock down rice, get meat from the store
You get cholest'rol from your bread
You bet that sugar kills you dead
Skip diabetes, asthma and more
Chow on down what you feel for
'Tis a bread-end street inside your mall
And don't fear the gravy, you can eat it all
When wheat and sugar makes you fat
Low Carb High Fat (yeah)
It'll Change All That (yeah)
No more of candy, no more at all
Take off from flour shelves, don't haul
No killer bagels in your hand
You can live on wieners 'til the end
Cos meat and butter makes you phat
Low Carb High Fat (yeah)
Is Where It's At
Low Carb High Fat (yeah)
Will Make You Phat (yeah, yeah)
Stop eating chips and snacks
Stop drinking coffee black
Use cream and fill the cup
Eat chicken breast with skin atop
Get off the couch, be your own chef
Get up an' try LCHF
It'll Make You Phat (yeah)
Low Carb High Fat (yeah)
LCHF
LCHF
LCHF
LCHF
LCHF
Lock down rice, get meat from the store
You get cholest'rol from your bread
You bet that sugar kills you dead
Skip diabetes, asthma and more
Chow on down what you feel for
'Tis a bread-end street inside your mall
And don't fear the gravy, you can eat it all
When wheat and sugar makes you fat
Low Carb High Fat (yeah)
It'll Change All That (yeah)
No more of candy, no more at all
Take off from flour shelves, don't haul
No killer bagels in your hand
You can live on wieners 'til the end
Cos meat and butter makes you phat
Low Carb High Fat (yeah)
Is Where It's At
Low Carb High Fat (yeah)
Will Make You Phat (yeah, yeah)
Stop eating chips and snacks
Stop drinking coffee black
Use cream and fill the cup
Eat chicken breast with skin atop
Get off the couch, be your own chef
Get up an' try LCHF
It'll Make You Phat (yeah)
Low Carb High Fat (yeah)
LCHF
LCHF
LCHF
LCHF
LCHF
© Peter Andersson.
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