It shocks me to my core
Ev'ry single friggin' time
The noise is so painful
But you just sit by
You'll get it "whenever"
Gotta tell ya, that hurts
I wanna be gentle
But I can't be gentle

You hear that beep?
That's on you, bro
Hear the microwave? It's so clear
All that I can hear

It makes my eardrums hurt
In time, will take its toll
And since it's sung so often
Your pie is prob'bly cold
Don't say you've not noticed
That loud, piercin' sound
I've tried to be gentle
Unlike that noise, gentle

I hate that beep
Why won't you go
And deal with it? Don't just sit here
I know you can hear
Oh-oh, oh-oh

Please shut it up, implore
Please shut it up
Shut up, up, up, up
Up

I'm tempted to get slappy
A brick to your balls
I know that's not gentle
But I can't be gentle
I hate that beep
But what's true, though
If I bring your pie to you here
Swears are what I'll hear
"Don't touch my food" jeers