Hello Bill Oddie,
Will you be my friend we could go a-Tekken Bowling;
We could play on,
Mario Kart but now I am busy playing;

BRIDGE:
Halo, Halo, Halo, Halo;
Halo, Halo, Halo, Halo;
Halo, Halo, Halo, Halo;
Halo, Halo, Halo;

CHORUS:
Where the hell is, your PSP,
In a cupboard, locked with a key;
I'm so tired, of UMD's,
In a cupboard, locked with a key;
Schomokinga,
Malatingdong,
Demonato,
Sloppibumo,
Yeah!

I've been on Tomb Raider,
And I think Lara Croft is oversized;
I've been on 360,
Cos the battery on my DS just died;

BRIDGE

CHORUS

GUITAR SOLO

I never played Dynasty
Warriors but I've heard it won't change;
I'm an FPS man and
I can shoot a tiger tank from far far range;

BRIDGE

CHORUS

Like Sid Meier,
Like Sid Meier,
Like Sid Meier,
Like Sid Meier,
Like Sid Meier,
Like Sid Meier,
Like Sid Meier,
Like Sid Meier,
Like Sid Meieeer!
UH!