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Song Parodies -> "Bum Is Too Large"
Original Song Title:
"Come As You Are"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Bum Is Too Large"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
I like big butts and I cannot lie-but not this big!
(intro)
Bum
is too large
like a barge
pant size is..
fif-ty three
it's no friend
my rear end
makes its own..
gravity
underwear
holds it up
no boxer shorts..
they will break
knees are stressed
out of breath
as I haul.. three-eighty...one
three-eighty...one
three-eighty...one
three-eighty...one
Bum
scares small kids
pets do flee
butt there's no...
'scap-ing me
confident
light is bent
has its own gravity...yea
gravity...yea
gravity...yea
gravity...yea
derri-ere,
that's as big.. as the sun
none too quick*.. do I run
scales say 'ouch.. that's a ton'
(solo)
(gravity...well)
three eighty...one
three eighty...one
three eighty...one
(you've been warned... of my rump)
derri-ere,
that's as big.. as the sun
none too quick.. do I run
scales say 'ouch.. that's a ton'
on the couch.. space there's none
too much junk.. in my trunk
gravity...yea
gravity...yea
Bum
is too large
like a barge
pant size is..
fif-ty three
it's no friend
my rear end
makes its own..
gravity
underwear
holds it up
no boxer shorts..
they will break
knees are stressed
out of breath
as I haul.. three-eighty...one
three-eighty...one
three-eighty...one
three-eighty...one
Bum
scares small kids
pets do flee
butt there's no...
'scap-ing me
confident
light is bent
has its own gravity...yea
gravity...yea
gravity...yea
gravity...yea
derri-ere,
that's as big.. as the sun
none too quick*.. do I run
scales say 'ouch.. that's a ton'
(solo)
(gravity...well)
three eighty...one
three eighty...one
three eighty...one
(you've been warned... of my rump)
derri-ere,
that's as big.. as the sun
none too quick.. do I run
scales say 'ouch.. that's a ton'
on the couch.. space there's none
too much junk.. in my trunk
gravity...yea
gravity...yea
copyright 2005+ Red Ant - Actually, I've never been bigger than a 44 and am at a comfortable size and healthy weight now. *I believe "quickly" should be used here for proper grammar but it didn't scan right.
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A rump-bunctious rhyming ride! Great job, Antman....555
555, good one. I used to weigh 230, now I weigh in the 160s. Did you make an extra verse?(there was an extra verse in the earliest version)
Thanks Kristof and Step-chan. Step-chan, no extra verses, this was made to the Nevermind release-the Unplugged version is essentially the same except the ( ) lyrics aren't sung and there is an extra repeat of "No I don't have a gun" at the end. Not sure about other versions.
has its own gravity...lol...5s
555, great parody
Hmm... I guess it's just me but I had trouble with the pacing. 455
Grammar, schmammar. 5s
Thanks Alvin, That Bastard, Dominic and John. Dom- Yep, just you. ;-)
ha - hilarious Red Ant, and I loved how "three eighty...one" scanned and fit the OS - in fact the short lines of this OS make it hard to do, so extra kudos - 555
DKOS, but, it reads very funny...excellent rhyming..top job, fives
(can't stop laughing) 5's
Thanks Stu; "Memoria" is the key word in this OS- getting a good substitution there (as you noticed) is pretty much essential IMHO to making the parody work. Thanks AFW and Carol.
Me and my big rump wasn't online yesterday evening, we were making asses of ourselves elsewhere, so I couldn't crack up about this one until now.
Thanks Peter.
I'm late, but this is still great... 5-5-5
lol awesome...i love voting but DKTOS so i just went with everyone else on that one...i'll trust 'em =P hehe...but it was definetly funny...i especialy like the part 'butt theres no...'scaping me' lol butt....awesome man...
Hahaa! It's own gravity.... you have ruined this song for me lol. That's how a parody is done. 555
Thanks MrMac, Melissa and Huff- that's how a compliment is done!
DKTOS, but was very funny! : D
Awesome parody! By comparison, this parody makes my version look like crap (well more like crap anyway)! I especially liked the "light is bent" part.
Thanks DAK and SJ.
LMBAO!
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