Song Parodies -> "I Cannot Fight (Half the Reason I'm on the Subway"

Original Song Title:

"You Know You're Right"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"I Cannot Fight (Half the Reason I'm on the Subway"

Parody Written by:

Monica-The Good Witch of Washington

The Lyrics

Inspired after I got my ass whooped at a local Chuck E. Cheeses and got teased for it for the rest of my grammar school life...Too damn fat to run? I was.

I would never swing on you
Hey I think I found a shoe
Watch me run away from you
I won't stand there like a fool
Never felt a pain like this
Swear I didn't steal your food

I will run away from here
Big bullies are what I fear
No punch was thrown into this
Was always scared it would come to this
Face has never been so swell
And I have never felt so much....
Pain! (x3)

I cannot fight (x3)

I am in the ICU
Bandages are white and loose
Let's call for the nurse again
My chicken soup it tastes so bland
Leg feels really swollen now
Think I'll just drop out of school

I will run away from here
Big bullies are what I fear
I was slow for starting this
Was always scared it would lead to this
Face has never been so swell
And I have never felt so much...

Pain! (x5)
I cannot fight (x16)
Pain....(Fades slowly as lifeline goes flat)

If I can leave any advice at all, it's this: DON'T START FIGHTS WHEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY SURE THERE'S NO WAY IN HEAVEN YOU WILL WIN...Thank you.

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