Lately it smells rotten
I blame it on the mess
And everywhere inside my home
There's something from my pet
Cleaning up another spray
While the stool I can, the kids will run away

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I would like my place as a stool-free zone
Play with my dalmatian as he chews a bone
Housetrained in a day, if he'd just be smart
No more of the stains from his doggy farts

I am upset you see
Almost all the time
Each step presents a danger
Like dodging mines

I couldn't even scrub through
All what my doggy did
It's pushed things to the limits
Up to my trash can's lid
You could say that it's out of hand
And you will see just where it lands
My occupation at the zoo
Cleaning pee and the poo

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I had a short snooze
From my life of grime
While doggy excretes danger
Leaving his slime

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If I wait tomorrow
The mess will take me all day
It will smell like a Walmart