-> "Eureka!"
Original Song Title:
"Vanity Fair"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Eureka!"
The Lyrics
It's a mutant? No, a miracle!
A creature with a humanoid face
While the data on the touchscreen
Shows incidental toxicity
Soon the whole wide world will worship you
Second only to me, dude
With the techies in our department
We concealed this accident
Our ethics were paper thin
Yet the damage was reeled in
Carbon dated back to Year 2
The first sign of human intelligence
Call up Munich and Helsinki!
Look at this cash cow, we'll make the millions
You're the Beta
We all made you
Born in a glass tube, parents don't exist...
Oooh, aaah...ooh, aaah...
Split the atoms in the pot now
Pop a keg, spread drinks around
They were all wrong, oh so wrong!
Soon the world will fin'lly see
We'll be stars on Discovery...
A Nobel is in the offing....
Oh s***! Oh s***!
Head Office just gave a call!!...
Grant money's faded...
We almost made it...
Project's abated...
Can't be persuaded...
Exterminate it...
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