Stayed in my bathroom by myself
And I had too much time
Started to think about Goof Troop
And then there they were
A big cat and thin dog
Although there weren't
Blue buzzards and three-eyed frogs
I've seen Pete and Goofy here
They do act a little fair
No one's casting serious stares in their directions
Even they surely aren't obscene

Stayed in my bedroom by myself
Though I had too much nightmares
But I was thinkin' 'bout Goof Troop
Still then there they were
Two families rolled in one
Yeah there they were
They each had his own son
I've seen Pete and Goofy here
They do act a little fair
No one's casting serious stares in their directions
Even they surely aren't obscene
Even they surely aren't obscene
I've seen Pete and Goofy here
They do act a little fair
No one's casting serious stares in their directions
Even they surely aren't obscene
Even they surely aren't obscene
Yeah, they couldn't get too obscene