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Song Parodies -> "Bride"
Original Song Title:
"Slide"
Original Performer:
Goo Goo Dolls
Parody Song Title:
"Bride"
Parody Written by:
Joey
The Lyrics
All the girls love this song, this new version is meant with the guy saying all the absolute wrong things he could possibly say.
Could you whisper in my ear
Your horoscope and sign?
I'd sell you my new watch
to make some money
Do you wake up in your pants
and wonder why you're not
Sitting with me now
I wanna wake up in your car
I won't say anything at all
Be my Bride
You're gonna be my Bride, yeah
Don't you love whats on TV
I watch the CSI
I love the part with blood
and all the gore too
I don't suppose I'll ever know
the name of my last girl
Just in case I forget yours
You'll live around it
I wanna wake up in your car
I won't say anything at all
Be my Bride
You're gonna be my Bride, yeah
And I'll do everything you ever
Dreamed to do with feet
I am really good at that sort of massage
Put your arms around me
What you feel is my body
and what I am is really hot
Do you want to see my legs so hairy
Don't run away
I wanna wake up in your car
I won't say anything at all
Be my Bride
You're gonna be my Bride, yeah
Your horoscope and sign?
I'd sell you my new watch
to make some money
Do you wake up in your pants
and wonder why you're not
Sitting with me now
I wanna wake up in your car
I won't say anything at all
Be my Bride
You're gonna be my Bride, yeah
Don't you love whats on TV
I watch the CSI
I love the part with blood
and all the gore too
I don't suppose I'll ever know
the name of my last girl
Just in case I forget yours
You'll live around it
I wanna wake up in your car
I won't say anything at all
Be my Bride
You're gonna be my Bride, yeah
And I'll do everything you ever
Dreamed to do with feet
I am really good at that sort of massage
Put your arms around me
What you feel is my body
and what I am is really hot
Do you want to see my legs so hairy
Don't run away
I wanna wake up in your car
I won't say anything at all
Be my Bride
You're gonna be my Bride, yeah
the origional song is copyright goo goo dolls.
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Good on pacing...but it's Just. Not. Funny. I mean, in what light are you presenting this guy? Good or bad?
I was trying to present him in a bad light, saying all the wrong things.
This is the best Goo Goo Dolls parody I have ever heard! THis is great, good job man.
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