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Song Parodies -> "Pork On The Side"
Original Song Title:
"Fog On The Tyne"
Original Performer:
Gazza
Parody Song Title:
"Pork On The Side"
Parody Written by:
Jayenkai
The Lyrics
The first 2 lines of the 1st verse have to be improved.. They don't quite fit the real tune/rhythm.. I just loved 'em too much to take'em away.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Sixty succulent sausage dogs came running, quick and able,
I ate them up, then ate their pups, 'cos they were made of bacon.
It's plain to see I'm mad, am me, I eat brown paper for my tea,
I'll eat a plant, and drink raw oil, Yes I would eat just anything.
Gimme iron gates, or crunchy salmon steaks, I'll wash it all down with a drink,
Of melted ore or liquid oil, I think I'm feeling sick..
Sing.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
I'll come around and eat the door, everybody looks real thin,
compared to me, I'm big and round, and need to get real slim.
But I like food, I'd eat a mound of mash and beans all night,
The timer sounds, my food is right, the microwave is done.
Sing.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
I'll come around and eat the door, everybody looks real thin,
compared to me, I'm big and round, and need to get real slim.
But I like food, I'd eat a mound of mash, just like before,
but now I need the sauce that's brown, 'cos there is no Tomato.
Sing
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Sixty succulent sausage dogs came running, quick and able,
I ate them up, then ate their pups, 'cos they were made of bacon.
It's plain to see I'm mad, am me, I eat brown paper for my tea,
I'll eat a plant, and drink raw oil, Yes I would eat just anything.
Gimme iron gates, or crunchy salmon steaks, I'll wash it all down with a drink,
Of melted ore or liquid oil, I think I'm feeling sick..
Sing.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
I'll come around and eat the door, everybody looks real thin,
compared to me, I'm big and round, and need to get real slim.
But I like food, I'd eat a mound of mash and beans all night,
The timer sounds, my food is right, the microwave is done.
Sing.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
I'll come around and eat the door, everybody looks real thin,
compared to me, I'm big and round, and need to get real slim.
But I like food, I'd eat a mound of mash, just like before,
but now I need the sauce that's brown, 'cos there is no Tomato.
Sing
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
Come on.
Pork on the side is all mine, all mine,
Pork on the side is all mine.
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