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Song Parodies -> "Much Too Young (to Smell all this Funk)"
Original Song Title:
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)"
Original Performer:
Garth Brooks
Parody Song Title:
"Much Too Young (to Smell all this Funk)"
Parody Written by:
Jane Peugh
The Lyrics
This was written on an 18 hour bus ride to Denver, CO.
This ol' highway's getting longer
Seems there ain't no end in sight
To sleep would be best, but I just can't afford to rest
I've got to be in Denver by tomorrow night
I found my blanket on the floor
but I can't sleep with the engine's roar
My seat won't recline, something sure is wrong
Don't know what's kept me on this bus for so long
CHORUS
And the white line's getting longer and the bus is getting hotter
I'm much too young to smell all this funk
All my clothes are on the floor and the bathroom has no door
I'm much too young to smell all this funk
The smell is growing stronger
The stench, you know I can't recall
The worn out tape of Hammer, Mcdonald's and flat Coke
Seem to be the only friends I've left at all
CHORUS
Lord, I'm much too young to smell all this funk
Seems there ain't no end in sight
To sleep would be best, but I just can't afford to rest
I've got to be in Denver by tomorrow night
I found my blanket on the floor
but I can't sleep with the engine's roar
My seat won't recline, something sure is wrong
Don't know what's kept me on this bus for so long
CHORUS
And the white line's getting longer and the bus is getting hotter
I'm much too young to smell all this funk
All my clothes are on the floor and the bathroom has no door
I'm much too young to smell all this funk
The smell is growing stronger
The stench, you know I can't recall
The worn out tape of Hammer, Mcdonald's and flat Coke
Seem to be the only friends I've left at all
CHORUS
Lord, I'm much too young to smell all this funk
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