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Song Parodies -> "Tarty Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Stupid Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Garbage
Parody Song Title:
"Tarty Girl"
Parody Written by:
Blade
The Lyrics
To all blokes if you ever get dumped in favour of another man, try this song to get back at your ex.
You think you're sexy
In your short tight skirt
You think you're really pretty
Just to be a flirt
And what you need
Is a good slap
Don't try it on girl,
Don't you dare touch me
Don't think you are so sexy
'Cause you're ugly
You tarty girl
you bitchy girl
What you wear is trashy
How you look is trashy
What turns you on (What turns you on)
Sure make me sick (Sure make me sick)
A load of make-up to sell yourself
Makes you look like a brick
Don't try it on girl,
Don't you dare touch me
Don't think you are so sexy
'Cause you're ugly
You tarty girl
you bitchy girl
What you wear is trashy
How you look is trashy
Don't try it on girl,
Don't you dare touch me
Don't think you are so sexy
'Cause you're ugly
You tarty girl
you bitchy girl
What you wear is trashy
How you look is trashy
You tarty girl
you bitchy girl
What you wear is trashy
How you look is trashy
You ugly girl.
In your short tight skirt
You think you're really pretty
Just to be a flirt
And what you need
Is a good slap
Don't try it on girl,
Don't you dare touch me
Don't think you are so sexy
'Cause you're ugly
You tarty girl
you bitchy girl
What you wear is trashy
How you look is trashy
What turns you on (What turns you on)
Sure make me sick (Sure make me sick)
A load of make-up to sell yourself
Makes you look like a brick
Don't try it on girl,
Don't you dare touch me
Don't think you are so sexy
'Cause you're ugly
You tarty girl
you bitchy girl
What you wear is trashy
How you look is trashy
Don't try it on girl,
Don't you dare touch me
Don't think you are so sexy
'Cause you're ugly
You tarty girl
you bitchy girl
What you wear is trashy
How you look is trashy
You tarty girl
you bitchy girl
What you wear is trashy
How you look is trashy
You ugly girl.
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