Once there was this guy who
Sat on a radiator and it fell down instantly
And then he broke a bench
His parents had flipped out,boy,were they mad
It got even worse when
He broke the vending machine

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Once there was this girl who
Used to be a model but just wasn't perfect enough
She said she doesn't need her mind
'Cause she's got her beauty and skinny body
She wasn't really that bright
They say she's got anorexia

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But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy who
Couldn't stop wisecracking and insulting everyone
And when he said to this rockchick she was fat
She plunged out her fingernails and scraped his neck
It bleeded like Hell,but
She said she had the right

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