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Song Parodies -> "Rewind"
Original Song Title:
"Unkind"
Original Performer:
Brownstone
Parody Song Title:
"Rewind"
Parody Written by:
Oofle McGoofle
The Lyrics
Spendin’ Christmas in prison
My kids I be missin’
Sugar-honey no kissin’
Need help, no one listenin’
I’m thinkin’ back to the day
When my life went astray
Callin’ shots, things- all my way
But would be hell to pay
I did a crime, now locked away…
If I could turn back the hands of time,
Rewind!!!
My Pop told me to listen:
“Get a job”, have a vision
Find somethin’ to believe in
No gang-bangin’ and thievin’”
Moms always felt the same way:
“Bank dollas for that rainy day
A Church girl, for her - do pray
Don’t mess wit Hos to get laid”
Paid them no mind, now locked away…
If I could turn back the hands of time,
Rewind!!!
Yeah, I made bad decisions
Life of crime not envisioned
Retrospect, shoulda listened
PO beat me, then prison
Regret life wastin’ away
Spent in a cell everyday
There’s no Santa and no sleigh
Just a parole hearing date
… sometime (in the future)
If I could turn back the hands of time
Rewind!!!
My kids I be missin’
Sugar-honey no kissin’
Need help, no one listenin’
I’m thinkin’ back to the day
When my life went astray
Callin’ shots, things- all my way
But would be hell to pay
I did a crime, now locked away…
If I could turn back the hands of time,
Rewind!!!
My Pop told me to listen:
“Get a job”, have a vision
Find somethin’ to believe in
No gang-bangin’ and thievin’”
Moms always felt the same way:
“Bank dollas for that rainy day
A Church girl, for her - do pray
Don’t mess wit Hos to get laid”
Paid them no mind, now locked away…
If I could turn back the hands of time,
Rewind!!!
Yeah, I made bad decisions
Life of crime not envisioned
Retrospect, shoulda listened
PO beat me, then prison
Regret life wastin’ away
Spent in a cell everyday
There’s no Santa and no sleigh
Just a parole hearing date
… sometime (in the future)
If I could turn back the hands of time
Rewind!!!
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