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Song Parodies -> "Brittany Cooks Like Shes Nine"
Original Song Title:
"Baby One More Time"
Original Performer:
Brittany Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Brittany Cooks Like Shes Nine"
Parody Written by:
Steven Benz
The Lyrics
Oh hubby hubby...
Oh hubby hubby...
Oh hubby hubby how was i supposed to know..
The marriage was a nightmare.
Oh hubby hubby you dinner shouldnt have been cold...
And now your getting fast food
Tell me how hot you want it to be
Tell me hubby cause' i need a boob job oh because
Chorus
My hungerness is killing me ( fast food )
I must confess I can not cook ( cant cook )
wish i had mom cause' i cook like im nine
Give me a easy bake oven,
Brittany cooks like shes nine
Oh hubby Hubby
The reason I cook is you
i cook when you got me blinded
Oh pretty hubby theres nothing i woulndt cook for you
Even if it taste like Poo!!
CHORUS
Oh hubby hubby how was i supposed to know
Oh pretty hubby i shouldnt have married you...
I must confess i can not cook
And im hungry...
Dont you know ill order out
And you will be here poor me some wine
Hit me cause' i cook like im nine
Chorus( 2x )
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You spelled my first name wrong... tisk tisk. :(
Sorry, Britney.
Britney you cant cook though
Britney you know i love its just fun making fun of your songs.. :-) Call me Britney ill get you that coffee i promised last week
That was funny! I sometimes imagine the same thing happening to me when I'm married.
Hahaha :-) TY Joelle I was just bored and i wrote a parody really quick and i figures Britneys so rich and all she probobaly cant cook she probobly has people make her Food,Bed etc.. LOL I cant believe someone gave me a 1 grrr makes me mad i thought it was very funny and so did all of my friends ill keep posting parodys plz keep voting for me
I am disgusted with the frozen pea's and burnt meat
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She cooks bad! She burnt my pizza! She broke my beer bottles!
Britney may cook like she's 9 but... these go to 11!
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