Well I saw a full Bacardi
And was drunk enough that I
Said why not because I just was not thinking
I awoke and found out I was
In a hospital
BAC was 3.5, doctors there
They pumped out the Bacardi
I lucked out that I am still alive

Went a month without imbibing
Then got sloshed again each day
Citing excessive tardiness
My boss said "go away"
And real soon I saw the problem
It's my alcoholic sin
Felt blue because the bottle ruined my life,
I drowned my pain in gin. Oh

I've been drinking a lot these days


Oh, I drink at five on weekdays
Oh, I think I should go join AA
Oh, I will join it another day

And now I feel that it's a key thing
For me to get to a meeting
To aid me with my treating
That which makes my brain cells fleeting
At AA I'd be arriving
But that task requires driving
And I had a lot of wine and
I am far too trashed to get behind the wheel

I've been drinking a lot these days


I saw a full Bacardi...