"On The Road Again"
That dad-gum song is stuck in my head again
And once again it is influencin' my pen
In reimaginin' "On The Road Again"

Ain't no way to win
I'd go crazy if I kept it in
Doin' things to land me in the loony bin
Along with myriad other loony men

"On The Road Again"
Like a steely squatter it resides in my brain
So I've given in
Resisting it is futile because my pain turns to migraines

"On The Road Again"
A catchier ditty there has never been
Oh, yeah, there is that one by Screamin' Jay Hawkins
But I still come back to "On The Road Again"

"On The Road Again"
If you D.K.T.O.S. it is a blessin'
Don't go listenin'
And risk a brain infection most distressin' and vexin'

"On The Road Again"
That dad-gum song is stuck in my head again
And once again it's commandeered me and my pen
To parody "On The Road Again" again
Again, again and again, again and again