Song Parodies -> "To All The Birds I've Fed Before"

Original Song Title:

"To All The Girls I've Loved Before"

Original Performer:

Willie and Julio

Parody Song Title:

"To All The Birds I've Fed Before"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

To all the birds I've fed before
My pantry has no bread, no more..
No dough for bakeries,
So, no more charities,
To all the birds I've fed before..

To all the sparrows at Mc'Dees
Nice french fries, get no more a' these
Panhandle someone else,
Get jobs, this place McSells
To all the sparrows at Mc'Dees

The tasty tidbits I've been sowing
Out my car windows every day
There'll be no more, bad times are showing
Sorry, but this must be the way..

To all Bluejays at KFC
I'm not a bad guy, but you see
I'm out of work, no pay
Foreclosed my house, today
Goodbye Bluejays at KFC..

To birds who beg at Burger King
I can't spare crumbs of anything
I'm in the welfare line,
Toss me some bread, I'll dine
Bye bye beggars at Burger King..

Farewell Bluejays at KFC,

So long, Sparrows at Mc'Dees...

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Christie Marie M - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Great parody! Feeding those birds 555 pieces of bread!

Mark Scotti - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Just gobbled up that parody for the birds! 555 crumbs left...

Leo Keough - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment

About as far from crumby as a parody gets!!!...555!!!

Fiddlegirl - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment

"Wonder" how you come up with these? 555!

littleFarrow - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment

L'Air de Farce, this is ever so true, Sir ! . . . I see many types of birds, our red-winged Black bird, also hangs out at McD's . . . They love junk food as much as we!

2Eagle - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Do you mean literal birds or panhandlers? By the way, the Beatles used "bird" to mean "girl" - I was alone, this bird had flown.

AFW - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks all, for voting and for interesting comments..and 2Eag, no I mean birds, who are also panhandlers

alvin - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment

hope you weren't feeding those bluejays chicken !

AFW - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin..Ha ha..chicken..I see what you mean, make cannibal birds out of 'em

Rex - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment

What I do, see, is I still toss the bread, but it's bait...I'm feasting on squab as I write this. Sad topic but excellently written.

AFW - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks to Rex

John Barry - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Soars.

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