She's a Gouda girl, loves Ricotta
Swiss cheeses and American too
She's a Gouda girl, crazy 'bout Muenster
Lim-bur-ger, Colby and Bleu

At a par-ty, she'll be by the cheese ball
Whether port-wine, cheddar or mixed
All the boys come by to cajole her
Try the veggie plate or the Chex mix...but

Chorus
She hears Brieeeeeeeeeeee, Brie callin'
(Brie callin', she hears Brea callin)
She hears Brieeeeeeeeeeee, Brie callin'

She doesn't care that, she seldom has fresh breath
She might phlegm some, but she takes it in stride
Her cholesterol, goes higher and higher
She just says well, we all have to die

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She wants to slide 'round on Mozzarella
And grab a chunk of hot pepper Jack
If it would rain down Havarti and Feta
She would say life can't be better than that

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