Song Parodies -> "Everybody Hates Doing P.E."

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Wants To Rule The World"

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Original Performer:

Tears For Fears

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Hates Doing P.E."

Parody Written by:

Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter

The Lyrics

An ode to my least favourite subject at school, with emphasis on why I think it's pointless during the GCSE year

God, it's Tuesday now
Mum says no sick note
Even through English
You will find me
Getting stressed about last lesson
I just hate the sport and sweating
Everybody hates doing P.E.

Should be my own time
Big exams in June
I need to revise
Help me make the most of Maths
I'm so bad at it
Don't have time just to go running
Everybody hates doing P.E.

There are rooms where gym teachers don't find you
Year Eleven lunchtime study room, twenty-five
If they do, I say, "I'm revising"
Can't wait for May the eighteenth
Mad - us girls can't play cricket
Everybody hates doing P.E.

Exercise is not my pleasure
College means there's something better
Everybody hates doing P.E.

Swear that I'll never never never never teach it
Art student - I don't need it
Everybody hates doing P.E.

Exercise is not my pleasure
College means there's something better
Everybody hates doing P.E.

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Stuart McArthur - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment

excellent, LB's GGd - and great OS for a witty idea - 555

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment

That reminds me of my 12th grade incident where I ditch P.E. class because of the gym teacher wearing "evil glasses".

Stephen Harrington - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment

555, I agree, it's a pointless class to have to earn credits in. It would be alittle different(at least for me), if they made PE classes that didn't require to play sports(I would love a swimming class all year long), especially since I hate sports. I don't they grade anyone fairly in that class either(teachers seem to give the best grades to the most atheletic. I truely believe they don't grade on effort at all for the ones who try to do well but don't end up matching the best atheletes). I think the true motive for PE class is to find future pro atheletes, not for the other reasons they state.

Agrimorfee - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Very good, LBGG!...if there was a contest for Rookie of the Month, it may very well be you as the winnder.

Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks very much - it's sort of inspired by the fact that all we ever seemed to do was play netball, sometimes volleyball or tennis but never cricket. I've always held a grudge about the cricket thing.

Jason - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Very very funny! I hated PE a lot as well! 555

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