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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To The Glitz"
Original Song Title:
"Puttin' On The Ritz"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Taco
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome To The Glitz"
Parody Written by:
Ian S.
The Lyrics
A melody about Glitzville, the floating resort from Paper Mario 2.
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go to the floating ritz,
Welcome to the Glitz.
Come see all the wonderful sights, in the Pit
watch rag-a-downs fight 'till they quit,
Welcome to the Glitz.
Mingle with the highest-income Troopas
Trying hard to look like Gary Koopa (soopa doopa)
Rich Goombas and Mushroom fellas or Koopas
with golden shells in your midst,
Welcome to the Glitz.
Have you seen the well-to-do up 'round Starman Avenue
Who spend cash without a care walk with their beaks in the air
Shine Sprites decor their collars, pure leather holds their dollars
Spending every coin for a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go to the floating ritz,
Welcome to the Glitz.
Welcome to the Glitz.
Welcome to the Glitz.
why don't you go to the floating ritz,
Welcome to the Glitz.
Come see all the wonderful sights, in the Pit
watch rag-a-downs fight 'till they quit,
Welcome to the Glitz.
Mingle with the highest-income Troopas
Trying hard to look like Gary Koopa (soopa doopa)
Rich Goombas and Mushroom fellas or Koopas
with golden shells in your midst,
Welcome to the Glitz.
Have you seen the well-to-do up 'round Starman Avenue
Who spend cash without a care walk with their beaks in the air
Shine Sprites decor their collars, pure leather holds their dollars
Spending every coin for a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go to the floating ritz,
Welcome to the Glitz.
Welcome to the Glitz.
Welcome to the Glitz.
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"Tryin' hard to look like Gary Koopa" Ooh, man, that joke is so bad, it hurts...but in a good way. I never actually PLAYED PM2, but I am an avid Nintendo fan, and you did swell: 555 coins; Go buy yourself a Star, man.
he he I havent played PM2, but am a big Nintendo fan.
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