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Song Parodies -> "Putin Failed the Blitz"
Original Song Title:
"Puttin' on the Ritz"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Taco
Parody Song Title:
"Putin Failed the Blitz"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
Wheels are stuck and troops won't go
a month has passed, morale is low
time call it quits -
Putin failed the Blitz!
Casualties mount day by day
conscripts swerve, want run away
tanks are on fritz,
Putin failed the Blitz!
Wasted are a thousand paratroopers
VDV did make a major blooper (super-duper)
They died like the Fallschirmjäger
at Crete, but no avail like there
were blown in bits,
Putin failed the Blitz!
Have you seen their generals die,
they get sniped and blown in sky?
Conscripts starve and die from cold
Oligarchs steal stuff and gold
Embezzling the funds for rations
for yachts docked in foreign nations
stealing every dime
for a wonderful time...
Wheels are stuck and troops won't go
a month has passed, morale is low
time call it quits -
Putin failed the Blitz!
Casualties mount day by day
conscripts swerve, want run away
tanks are on fritz,
Putin failed the Blitz!
a month has passed, morale is low
time call it quits -
Putin failed the Blitz!
Casualties mount day by day
conscripts swerve, want run away
tanks are on fritz,
Putin failed the Blitz!
Wasted are a thousand paratroopers
VDV did make a major blooper (super-duper)
They died like the Fallschirmjäger
at Crete, but no avail like there
were blown in bits,
Putin failed the Blitz!
Have you seen their generals die,
they get sniped and blown in sky?
Conscripts starve and die from cold
Oligarchs steal stuff and gold
Embezzling the funds for rations
for yachts docked in foreign nations
stealing every dime
for a wonderful time...
Wheels are stuck and troops won't go
a month has passed, morale is low
time call it quits -
Putin failed the Blitz!
Casualties mount day by day
conscripts swerve, want run away
tanks are on fritz,
Putin failed the Blitz!
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Voting Breakdown
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| 1 | 66 | 66 | 66 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 13 | 13 | 13 |
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So, Susanna, was this inspired in any way by a suggestion from a fellow Amirighter? ..... Asking for a droog
O:-)
Wowsers, 57 one-votes!!! It seems I really have hit someone where it really hurts! Mission accomplished!
Not really. Your parody has 65 1s and 6 5's. On this same date the_conqueror_of_parodies's parody 'Dial Thing' got 65 FIVEs and 5 ONEs which is the EXACT reversal of what your parody scored. This website truly has gone downhill really badly. The voting system is totally meaningless now.
Mission accomplished, Susanna? Then you're one up on Putin!
"Gone downhill really badly" is an understatement, Cobblers. It's turned into a fascist sewer. Sad to see.
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