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Song Parodies -> "Kid with a Boner"
Original Song Title:
"Eye of the Tiger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Survivor
Parody Song Title:
"Kid with a Boner"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Silly, but true!
Rising up, rapid heartbeat
Girl is fine, took his glances
Can't fight the stiffness, the "tent" is complete
Just a dork and his thing left to hide
So many times it happened too fast
Because he was creepy but horny
His pants are zipped, but he knows it won't last
When he stands up there's a large sprung surprise!
(Chorus)
He's the kid with a boner
His urges can't fight
Rising up, his 6" member
Think of something to make it flaccid
Angela Merkel naked all right
Erection falls... getting smaller and smaller!!
Panties in lace, can't take the heat
Young muff, upskirt spotting
Boys will be boys with sex tales to repeat
Boobies thrill, chances nil, still gets a rise
(Chorus)
Rising up, jeans gonna pop
Crushed nuts, tighty whities
Can't stop gawking, he ain't nevergonna stop
Just a dork and his willy alive!
(Chorus)
The kid with the boner
The proud organ donor
The kid with the boner
Taped glasses geek loner
Girl is fine, took his glances
Can't fight the stiffness, the "tent" is complete
Just a dork and his thing left to hide
So many times it happened too fast
Because he was creepy but horny
His pants are zipped, but he knows it won't last
When he stands up there's a large sprung surprise!
(Chorus)
He's the kid with a boner
His urges can't fight
Rising up, his 6" member
Think of something to make it flaccid
Angela Merkel naked all right
Erection falls... getting smaller and smaller!!
Panties in lace, can't take the heat
Young muff, upskirt spotting
Boys will be boys with sex tales to repeat
Boobies thrill, chances nil, still gets a rise
(Chorus)
Rising up, jeans gonna pop
Crushed nuts, tighty whities
Can't stop gawking, he ain't nevergonna stop
Just a dork and his willy alive!
(Chorus)
The kid with the boner
The proud organ donor
The kid with the boner
Taped glasses geek loner
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Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
^^^^Hmm, that fine lady gonna need some warming up. Gonna have to lay on top of her and protect her from the cold
was this a hard topic to write about? 455
Thanks guys!
Good job. 4-5-5-
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