Cheese macaroni
Pans of blue give me delight.
Cheese macaroni,
Don't really need to hide.
Smells like a big toe to me
The cheese I used, cordon bleu
I never wished 'til now that I could chew.

Cheese macaroni, topped with the bleu.
I know what no one else can see.
And now I can eat free.
For my teeth only, topped with the bleu
My false teeth set me free to eat
And queasiness I feel in me.
Since it is blue, they think it's poo.

Cheese macaroni
It might be topped with mold
It's maybe moldy
That's why my guts do blow
Maybe I'm a lousy cook.
'cause I don't feel that fine
But I succeed to speed and save my hind.

Cheese macaroni, wish caused some poo.
I really hate this baloney,
Some wind needs breaking free.
For your nose only, only for you
My bum is all colitis-ee
The wind that's trapped inside of me
Stopped up like glue, cheese macaroni