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Song Parodies -> "Shoot me up with Novocain"

Original Song Title:

"Rock you like a Hurricane"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"Shoot me up with Novocain"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Brush after every meal and floss daily!!!!!
Without a warning
My teeth fell out
I don't like brushing
It hurts my mouth
My gums are bleeding
As my head spins
I've never flossed and
The pain begins
I am so hungry
But I can't chew
So no more ice cream
Or mama's stew
I guess I know
Where I have to go
Need a checkup
I'll go tomorrow

Doctor please, shoot me up with Novocain
Doctor please, shoot me up with Novocain

The drill is digging
I start to shout
Assistant has fainted
She's all sprawled out
Need six root canals
Bridges and caps
Everything's rotted
Got so many gaps
The doc is fixing
All that he can
My mouth grows weary
I bit his hand
He's pulling my lips
I'm ready to die
So please kill me now
Or I'm gonna cry!

Doctor please, shoot me up with Novocain
Doctor please, shoot me up with Novocain
Doctor please, shoot me up with Novocain
Doctor please, shoot me up with Novocain
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Jeff Reuben - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent song! I can picture this one karaoke!
Adagio - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Good read and good advice. :D
Billy Florio - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Another excellent one!
Mr Horse - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny!!! 5-5-5
ThatAwesomeGuy - August 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny but you never finished it. I would like to hear the rest.

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