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Song Parodies -> "Green Eggs and Ham"
Original Song Title:
"Rock You Like a Hurricane"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Scorpions
Parody Song Title:
"Green Eggs and Ham"
Parody Written by:
mouselover
The Lyrics
The Dr. Seuss classic, reconstructed into a rock anthem
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Chorus (X2)
Sam I am!
I won't eat green eggs and ham!
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse.
Would you? Could you? In a car?
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree.
Chorus (X4)
I won't eat green eggs and ham!
(solo)
A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not in a train! Not in a tree!
Not in car, Sam! Let me be!
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Chorus (X4)
Sam I am!
Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Chorus (X2)
Sam I am!
I won't eat green eggs and ham!
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse.
Would you? Could you? In a car?
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree.
Chorus (X4)
I won't eat green eggs and ham!
(solo)
A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not in a train! Not in a tree!
Not in car, Sam! Let me be!
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Chorus (X4)
Sam I am!
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Green Eggs and Ham was my FAVORITE Dr. Seuss book. And I saw Animaniacs do a little joke with it in a Jack and the Beanstalk thing they did yesterday. And now I see a parody of one of my favorite songs from Guitar Hero 3 (and the Simpsons Game for the Nintendo DS) about it. :D Awesome job!
Way to jam. This ain't spam. mouselover's Green Eggs and Ham. ;D
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