-> "Heat It"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Heat It"
The Lyrics
They said it's cold u better heat it in here
Gotta make that E-coli dissapear
The heat is up high and the grease is burning clear so heat it, just heat it
There is no need to use the stove for that spam
But use the microwave to heat your nachos man
Your meat is ground chuck but it's raw on your hand so heat it
U don't wanna feel bad so
Chorus
Heat it, heat it
If it's raw don't eat it, eat it
If it smells funky, cook it through right
Color does matter, not pink or light
Just heat it, just heat it
Heat it through
There are some germs for the meat in that pan
U just cooked that raw beef don't fry up your ham
U better sanatize, better wash off that pan
And heat it, just heat it
Eating raw food can cause a big scare
It'll have your stomach dancin just like Fred Astaire
You'll throw up and blow up and your stomach will tear
Heat it, heat it
Chorus(to end)
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