Song Parodies -> "I Survived Tech Ed"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'N' Roll"

Original Performer:

"I Survived Tech Ed"

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The Lyrics

Yes! I'm not dead! I just finished Tech Ed. I was so scared to use the power tools, but I did it, and I'm alive, I've got all of my fingers and toes, and only a scratch on my hand from where I bumped it against the buffer. My teacher told us these stories, though, about like a kid who sawed his finger off, a girl who sanded right through her fingernail, a guy who got his hair ripped out in the drill press, a retard who drank stain and almost died, and even a guy whose project was grabbed out of his hands by the buffer, and then it hit him in the stomach... maybe a little lower... get it? AAAH!!

My teacher told horror stories 'bout the machines
I counted the stories- there were seventeen
I tried act all strong
Instead, I wrote this song
I wondered if it would be long till
That happened to me, yeah me, singin'

[CHORUS:]
I survived Tech Ed!
I didn't kill myself on the band saw, baby
I survived Tech Ed!
So come over an' celebrate with me

Then we had to memorize the machines' names
Does it matter?, I thought,
They sound all the same

Why do names matter, doesn't safety matter more?

But still, I took the damn test
An' guess who passed? Me, yeah me
But still, I took the damn test
An' guess who passed? Me, yeah me, singin'

I was scared but I had to use the damn machines

An' I'm hurt or dead
I'm yellin' YAY! in my head
I'm relieved, singin'

[CHORUS:]
I survived Tech Ed!
I didn't kill myself on the band saw, baby
I survived Tech Ed!
So come over an' celebrate with me

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Pink Panther - June 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Jesus Christ! What the hell is it with me and accidentally leaving out things in songs? And it's all been lately, too. Well, anyway, I forgot to paste the chorus (aren't I smart) in one of the verses. Oh, and I meant to put "An' I'm NOT hurt or dead" for it. I am such an idiot.

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