Song Parodies -> "A Loan"

Original Song Title:

"Alone"

Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"A Loan"

Parody Written by:

Van S A'Parody

The Lyrics

(Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)

I used to wake & go to work
Cold mornings while it's still pitch dark
I worked through morning, noon & night
To pay the bills before the lark

Now the work's dried up & I don't know
Is the answer to all my woes
A loan?

'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really thought I'd be unemployed
I worked my fingers to the bone
Now all I need is a loan
Now all I need is a loan

You don't know how long I have worried
These bills keep landing at my feet, oh
You don't know how long I have hated
Having to sell just to make ends meet

Since the work's gone, I still don't know
Is the answer to all of my woes
A loan?

Oh, 'til now I always got by on my own
I never really thought I'd be unemployed
I worked my fingers to the bone
Now all I need is a loan
Now all I need is a loan

Now all I need is a loan
Now all I need is a loan
A loan, a loan

(1.3.20) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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