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Song Parodies -> "Theme from CPAC"
Original Song Title:
"Theme from Cheers"
Original Performer:
Gary Portnoy
Parody Song Title:
"Theme from CPAC"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
A theme for CPAC…
Finding your way in the world today
takes everything you’ve got
freedom at stake - so yes you worry
and smoke a little pot
Qanon guides you every day
Election night was a losing fight
The ballot’s in the mail
and it’s all too painful
‘cause the recount’s gonna fail
Yet to Trump your loyalty you’ll show
sometimes you want to go
where everybody is insane
and conspiracies they reign
you wanna be where people see
voter fraud is to blame
you wanna be where everybody is insane
Ballots were shred - Mr. Trump he said
So don’t give up the fight
Yes your anger he will stir up
Embrace the ultra-right
And Pelosi makes you want to hurl
be glad there’s one place in the world
where everybody is insane
and conspiracies they reign
you wanna be where people see
voter fraud is to blame
you wanna be where everybody is insane
where everybody is insane
and conspiracies they reign
takes everything you’ve got
freedom at stake - so yes you worry
and smoke a little pot
Qanon guides you every day
Election night was a losing fight
The ballot’s in the mail
and it’s all too painful
‘cause the recount’s gonna fail
Yet to Trump your loyalty you’ll show
sometimes you want to go
where everybody is insane
and conspiracies they reign
you wanna be where people see
voter fraud is to blame
you wanna be where everybody is insane
Ballots were shred - Mr. Trump he said
So don’t give up the fight
Yes your anger he will stir up
Embrace the ultra-right
And Pelosi makes you want to hurl
be glad there’s one place in the world
where everybody is insane
and conspiracies they reign
you wanna be where people see
voter fraud is to blame
you wanna be where everybody is insane
where everybody is insane
and conspiracies they reign
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