Song Parodies -> "The Atlanta Braves"

Original Song Title:

"The Flame"

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Original Performer:

"The Atlanta Braves"

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The Lyrics

Take a tomahawk chop to Turner Field, and you've got the team of the 90's.

A southern night slowly closes in and I feel so lonely
Pitching heat freezing on my skin, and a big win is still holding
I'm throwing crazy, no losing sleep
Can throw one far, Hit in high & deep over you
It's going up & gone
Used to be first, but now we're last

(chorus)
Wherever I go, Atlanta is with me
Anything I want, Atlanta's where I be
Atlanta is where someone to lay a bunt and pitch upon
Remember all of the 90's on rain delay
I am with the Braves
I am with the Braves

Watching homeruns go over the wall ain't so fright'ning
I wanna touch 1st base or get called out thanks to my turbo lightning
The fans stand up for being apart
Can chant out with a tomahawk chop over you
I'll always be the one
Used to win first, but now we're last

(chorus)

I'm throwing crazy, no losing sleep
Can throw one far, hit high & deep over you
It's going up & gone
Used to be first, but now we're last

(chorus)

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Serafina - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

It was okay, except pacing was off in a few places.

Joe - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment

The Braves didn't finish first in every 90s year. In 1990 they finished with the worst record, 65-97; and in 1994 they finished behind the Expos (but that's only because of the strike that obliterated the rest of the season AND the postseason). But from 1991-93 and 1995-99 they did finish first and most sports fans know that. Also, the first four years of the 2000s they finished in first.

Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment

If you think the Braves were the Team of the 90s, you might be a redneck. If you think all those Division Titles means anything, you might be a redneck. If you think Greg Maddux was a better pitcher than Roger Clemens, you might be a redneck. If you think Chipper Jones has ever been better than Derek Jeter, you might be a redneck. If you were only willing to forgive Jane Fonda while she was doing the Tomahawk Chop, you might be a redneck. If you didn't like Jimmy Carter except when he was doing the Chop, you might be a redneck. And if you think John Rocker was "misunderstood," you ARE a freakin' redneck. But if you like this parody... you still might be a redneck, but you'd be a very perceptive one.

Phillip - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Greg Maddux was and is better than Clemens. Nobody ever saw Mad Dog with a needle. I'll bet Maddux sees the HOF and clemens and bonds NEVER do

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