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Song Parodies -> "Trying to Smash Light Bulbs In the Whizzer"
Original Song Title:
"Trying To Live My Life Without You"
Original Performer:
Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band
Parody Song Title:
"Trying to Smash Light Bulbs In the Whizzer"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
I used to smash five packs soft-whites a day
It was the hardest thing to flush them away
I drank forty five bottles of pop
I kept a cup in my hand plus a mop
Breaking those habits
Was hard to do
But nothin' compared to the changes
That you put me through
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It was the hardest burden I'll ever bear
I had the worst reputation in town
For chasing all the electricians around
I thought changing my way of living was hard to do
But it's nothin' compared to the changes that I've gone through
I've gulped everything I tried to gulp
But it's gonna take a miracle to find an unbroken bulb
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It's the hardest burden I'll ever bear
It was the hardest thing to flush them away
I drank forty five bottles of pop
I kept a cup in my hand plus a mop
Breaking those habits
Was hard to do
But nothin' compared to the changes
That you put me through
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It was the hardest burden I'll ever bear
I had the worst reputation in town
For chasing all the electricians around
I thought changing my way of living was hard to do
But it's nothin' compared to the changes that I've gone through
I've gulped everything I tried to gulp
But it's gonna take a miracle to find an unbroken bulb
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to smash light bulbs in the whizzer
It's the hardest burden I'll ever bear
A whizzer is simply another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urenals.
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Lori Loud: [enraged] There's only one rule in this house: Quit destroying light bulbs! If I catch you smashing light bulbs again, I will literally turn you into a human light bulb!
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