I saw this guy across the room
He seemed to be both dark and strong
He checked me out as I walked past
I thought, "With him, I won't go wrong"

So we exchanged numbers of phones
I waited then with much suspense
And when he called, said "Let's do lunch"
I knew good times would soon commence

He was on time, gave me a rose
Better clothes he could not have worn
Luck ebbs and flows; mine always goes
As soon as my con-fi-dence grows

Had unknown violence up my sleeve
My three inch heels were a mistake
Because I tripped within my shoe
My purse flew up, his face to break

And so my weakness was exposed
Not the most graceful girl he's seen
I broke his nose, I broke his nose
And with each bruise, my shame would grow

He said, "I don't want to see you"
And his last words while still awake:
"I'll send the E.R. bill to you"
My bank account he's set to break

I broke his nose, I broke his nose
He's over me now, I suppose