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Song Parodies -> "Drag Queen And Queer"
Original Song Title:
"Magnet And Steel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Walter Egan
Parody Song Title:
"Drag Queen And Queer"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
now you've shown me, so I aughta know,
your skirt's long or your member will show
don't get close now, that hose has to go
and I just don't know...
(with you?..you're a guy) I say I have the fear
(with you I won't try) no secret I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
I can hope that I spot your type soon,
not a woman, no tang, and no poon
sound like bowser when you sing me a tune
and It's all so wrong....
(with you?..you're a guy) I say I have the fear
(with you I won't try) no secret I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
ooooooohhhh
ooooooohhhh
ooooooohhhh
(with you?..you're a guy) I say I have the fear
(with you I won't try) no secret I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
your skirt's long or your member will show
don't get close now, that hose has to go
and I just don't know...
(with you?..you're a guy) I say I have the fear
(with you I won't try) no secret I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
I can hope that I spot your type soon,
not a woman, no tang, and no poon
sound like bowser when you sing me a tune
and It's all so wrong....
(with you?..you're a guy) I say I have the fear
(with you I won't try) no secret I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
ooooooohhhh
ooooooohhhh
ooooooohhhh
(with you?..you're a guy) I say I have the fear
(with you I won't try) no secret I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
for you are a drag queen and I'm not queer
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