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Song Parodies -> "Wild Night"
Original Song Title:
"Wild Night"
Original Performer:
Van Morrison
Parody Song Title:
"Wild Night"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
as you're crushed and bruised
and slammed into the mirror
someone pulls your hair
and grabs this way and that
and you're rocked and beat
dyin' to dismember
its a wild fracas
goin' on forever
and everything is trashed, complete
people flyin' out in the street
quite a few knocked off their feet
and some are cryin'...dyin'
ooh-wee
a wild night...for brawlin'
and then some squirrel walks by
says things 'bout my mother
and my fist does a boogie-woogie
on the skyline of his teeth
and he deeply passive lies
and stares in quiet wonder
then i feel a headlock
i must tear asunder
and everything is trashed, complete
people flyin' out in the street
quite a few knocked off their feet
and some are cryin'...dyin'
ooh-wee
a wild night...for brawlin'
a wild night...for brawlin
a wild night...for brawlin'
someone ripped my pants
said i asked their girl to dance
said i never glanced
took 'em out...to end their rants
and slammed into the mirror
someone pulls your hair
and grabs this way and that
and you're rocked and beat
dyin' to dismember
its a wild fracas
goin' on forever
and everything is trashed, complete
people flyin' out in the street
quite a few knocked off their feet
and some are cryin'...dyin'
ooh-wee
a wild night...for brawlin'
and then some squirrel walks by
says things 'bout my mother
and my fist does a boogie-woogie
on the skyline of his teeth
and he deeply passive lies
and stares in quiet wonder
then i feel a headlock
i must tear asunder
and everything is trashed, complete
people flyin' out in the street
quite a few knocked off their feet
and some are cryin'...dyin'
ooh-wee
a wild night...for brawlin'
a wild night...for brawlin
a wild night...for brawlin'
someone ripped my pants
said i asked their girl to dance
said i never glanced
took 'em out...to end their rants
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Fightin' fives.
"And my fist does a boogie-woogie on the skyline of his teeth" is an excellent line, I hope to find a reason to use it in casual conversation some day. 555
thanks john and ravyn (hope ya get your chance...lol)
This is a wild parody...I too, like that "Skyline of the teeth" line
thanks AFW
"And some squirell walks by, says things bout my mother"... LOL
Van would love it! Ditto PMS on the sqiurell line...
thanks PMS and TJC
You should write more parodies - then you wouldn't have time to get into trouble... ;-) Agree with those above about the best lines.
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