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Song Parodies -> "Jack White Forgot To Shave"
Original Song Title:
"Police On My Back"
Original Performer:
The Clash
Parody Song Title:
"Jack White Forgot To Shave"
Parody Written by:
xliquidxdookiex1039
The Lyrics
when i wrote this song i didnt mean for it to go to the same beat as "police on my back" so the whole first verse and some of the rest of it doesnt match the same beat or whatever as the real song at all but whatever. its not like i have anything better to do in algebra.....
Jack white forgot to shave,
the hair above his lip makes him look insane,
unless he shaves it off then he wont get layed,
cuz jack white forgot to shave.
jack white didnt brush his hair,
he should shave it, or cover it in nair,
if it weren't wavy then i wouldnt care,
but jack white didnt brush his hair
jack white has gone insane,
he wore 2 different colored pant legs,
it wouldnt matter if they looked the same
then jack white wouldnt be insane.
the hair above his lip makes him look insane,
unless he shaves it off then he wont get layed,
cuz jack white forgot to shave.
jack white didnt brush his hair,
he should shave it, or cover it in nair,
if it weren't wavy then i wouldnt care,
but jack white didnt brush his hair
jack white has gone insane,
he wore 2 different colored pant legs,
it wouldnt matter if they looked the same
then jack white wouldnt be insane.
i cant remember the rest of it but the last 2 verses are the only ones that really go along w/ police on my back. im just bored.....again.
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