Herman Cain is my name, I made my money in the pizza game,
I’m running for President, I’m a Republican.
A few women, 4 or 5, said I slept with them, or at least I tried.
When the news hit, my poll numbers fell, I’d answers questions but I don’t remember, so well

(Chorus)

The Night They Tried to Drag old Herman Down, the mud was slinging,
The Night They Tried to Drag old Herman down, and I kept on singin'. I went
Ni, Ni, Ni, Ni, Ni, Nine Ni, Ni, NI, Nine Ni, Ni, NI, NI, Nine


At a debate in Tennessee, someone called to me,
"Herman, quick, come see, there’s a blonde lady on the TV!
She says that you were sportin’ wood, let’s hear your side, it better be good.”
I did nothing wrong I didn’t harass,
Why should it matter, it’s all in the past. (Chorus)