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Song Parodies -> "Crapped my Panties"
Original Song Title:
"Cat Scratch Fever"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ted Nugent
Parody Song Title:
"Crapped my Panties"
Parody Written by:
G.R. Broski
The Lyrics
This is based on a story/myth that Ted Nugent himself perpetuated
When I was young man
There was a war going on
I didn't want to go
So I stopped taking showers
And I slept in my clothes
And I did one thing more
You know I
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
You know I like to shoot at things
I know can't shoot me back
Like a buck or a doe
Got scared I'd be a target
For the Vietcong
So I said "No! No! No!"
And so I
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
It was so dangerous
In South East Asia
And so I did what I done
I am A dodger
Who waves the flag now
And clutch my proxy johnsonnnnn
58,000
Didn't make it back home
I didn't have the nerve
Just like Dick, Bill, Don, Joe and Dubya
We all found a way not to serve
But I just
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
There was a war going on
I didn't want to go
So I stopped taking showers
And I slept in my clothes
And I did one thing more
You know I
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
You know I like to shoot at things
I know can't shoot me back
Like a buck or a doe
Got scared I'd be a target
For the Vietcong
So I said "No! No! No!"
And so I
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
It was so dangerous
In South East Asia
And so I did what I done
I am A dodger
Who waves the flag now
And clutch my proxy johnsonnnnn
58,000
Didn't make it back home
I didn't have the nerve
Just like Dick, Bill, Don, Joe and Dubya
We all found a way not to serve
But I just
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
Crapped my panties
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Nugent, typical conservative: "War for thee, but not for me! Tax cuts for me, but not for thee!"
John Kerry went to Nam...even though he was against the war ;-p. ted mutant was a hippie back then before he became an ultramaga.
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