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Song Parodies -> "Barry's So Suspicious"
Original Song Title:
"Superstition"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"Barry's So Suspicious"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
barry's so suspicious
wallops on the ball
barry's so suspicious
records 'bout to fall
flirtin' with the babe, see ?
strokin' homers fast
seven years of bad drugs
and they built his mass
well, we believe you cheat
that's a joke on your fans
the game suffers
so suspicious...how you play
barry's so suspicious
what's his trainer's brands ?
steroids solve his problems
does more than he can
keeps 'em in his bloodstream
keeps him goin' strong
gettin' hits like crazy
can't last too long
well, we believe you cheat
that's a joke on your fans
the game suffers
so suspicious...how you play
barry's so suspicious
muscles on display
batty's so suspicious
the trainer knows the way
flirtin' with the babe, see ?
strokin' homers fast
seven years of bad drugs
and they built his mass
well, we believe you cheat
that's a joke on your fans
the game suffers
so suspicious...how you play
wallops on the ball
barry's so suspicious
records 'bout to fall
flirtin' with the babe, see ?
strokin' homers fast
seven years of bad drugs
and they built his mass
well, we believe you cheat
that's a joke on your fans
the game suffers
so suspicious...how you play
barry's so suspicious
what's his trainer's brands ?
steroids solve his problems
does more than he can
keeps 'em in his bloodstream
keeps him goin' strong
gettin' hits like crazy
can't last too long
well, we believe you cheat
that's a joke on your fans
the game suffers
so suspicious...how you play
barry's so suspicious
muscles on display
batty's so suspicious
the trainer knows the way
flirtin' with the babe, see ?
strokin' homers fast
seven years of bad drugs
and they built his mass
well, we believe you cheat
that's a joke on your fans
the game suffers
so suspicious...how you play
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You got a base hit...on first...for five runs
don't know baseball or barry, but the theme is obvious from your lyrics - and the take on the OS title is inspired, alvin - 555
That's a 555 yard home run.
Is Barry real? Like Stu, don't know baseball, but liked this. 55
thanks AFW stuart johnny and kristof...oh, and the player in question is barry bonds
It is high, it is far, it is... GONE! A home run, and Alvin takes a five to nothing lead! What really makes me sick about Bonds is that he didn't have to use steroids. As opposed to Jose Canseco, to whom we could dedicate another Stevie Wonder song: "You Haven't Done Nothin'."
5 wallops on the ball for you... lol
catch the 555's batted to you.
thanks michael mr macphisto and carol
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