Song Parodies -> "I'm Gomer Pyle"

Original Song Title:

"Born to be Wild"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Gomer Pyle"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Well Gooollllllllllllyyyyyyyy!!!

Get out of Mayberry
Head to Parris Island
Marching 'till I drop dead
And doing pushups in the sand

Sgt. Carter he can make it happen
Gonna turn me into a Marine
Shooting all these guns and then I'm
Cleaning the latrine

I am trained for fighting
Carter barks like thunder
Teaching me to swim
But my pack is going under

Sgt. Carter he can make it happen
Gonna turn me into a Marine
Shooting all these guns and then I'm
Cleaning the latrine

I'm just a Mayberry child
So polite, manners mild
But I have to try
Signed up but don't know why

I'm Gomer Pyle
I'm Gomer Pyle

Everyday I'm running
My uniform's squared away
Wanting graduation
Wanna be in that parade

Sgt. Carter he can make it happen
Gonna turn me into a Marine
Shooting all these guns and then I
Listen to him scream

I'm just a Mayberry child
So polite, manners mild
But I have to try
Signed up but don't know why

I'm Gomer Pyle
I'm Gomer Pyle

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Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

ROFLMAO !! Drop and give me 555 !! Sir yes sir !!

Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

I don't know what's funnier, the thought of Gomer Pyle in a Marine uniform, or the other scene this song suggests, Pyle riding a hog through the Southwest with Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda!

Adam Zen B. - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Supraz, Supraz, Supraz, Gomer drop this lid of window pane, jump on your hog and ride with Captain America to the Mardi Gras.

Tim Hall - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Gomer Pyle in Easy Rider is like Barney Fife in a Nirvana song. Excellent writing and juxtaposition!

David Chrenko - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Shazzammm!!!! You get Barney Fives.

Guy - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

I can relate to this. My TI in USAF boot camp reminded me of Sgt Carter somewhat. Maybe it was that Smokey Bear hat he was wearing all the time and the genteel way he'd get in your face, literally, about 1/2 inch from your face. LOL. Fine parody. 5 "present arms" to you sir.

Sgt. D from S.O.D. - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL Air Force Boot Camp!!!!!! So you can relate huh? ha ha ha ha ha

Guy - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Funny thing there Sgt D. That TI I'm talking about was a Sgt D. His last name was Dyer.

bridgebabe - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Floyd baby, you're priceless!! Keep it rollin and I'm laughing so hard over all these!

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