started in the german southland
way back centuries, you know
started in the german southland
way back centuries, you know
yeah, they look like little arms...that fold in half
meant to be a reward...from the monkish staff
for children who were clever
learning their prayers long ago...oh yeah

only cost a few simolians
you can eat them all the time
only cost a few simolians
you can eat them all the time
and they taste so fine...i have my fill
i loved them as a toddler...i love them still
those little arms, i sever
into my pie hole they go...oh yeah

i'm shopping for some pretzels
which brand name should i choose ?
the big rods leave me chokin', son
those mini ones are cute
those mini ones are cute

the habit picked up easy...my fondness grows
i would not think of changing...to mere fritos
i guess i'm hooked forever
just like those kids long ago...oh yeah