When your beer needs have evolved,
It's nearly the name prize,
But not alcoholed.
Not as a side
To the hard stuff
But something to swig down.

Try this: bingeing on bubbly water--
Nightly, swill it down.
Try this: bingeing on bubbly water--
Nightly, swill it down.

Drench till drowned; nil drought.
Quenching can't be beat.
Effervescence is sharp;
It will bubble you.
I'll take your Harp
And dark Belgian--
The drain it will go down.

Try this: bingeing on bubbly water--
Nightly, swig a round.
Try this: bingeing on bubbly water--
Nightly, swig a round.

Ale's gone, sipped and swirled,
Ale's gone "bye."
When time has come to dine,
Water treatment's on the way.
It tastes so fine.
Friend, you need a drench,
You ailed on beer and wine.

Try this: bingeing on bubbly water;
It will clear your mind.
Try this: bingeing on bubbly water;
Leave that beer behind.